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Suicide Demotivational Poster


EMO AND NERD - Can it get any worse? Here's you D.I.Y guide


TAGS: emo nerd cut suicide
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by culos

Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 11:05 pm
street* rather
Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 11:04 pm
Not across the sreet but down the road! hahah I like this culos
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 3:05 pm
But hurt emo detected :D
Faceplant31 - December 12, 2010, 2:59 pm
The irony in your comment makes me smile peett.
peett - December 12, 2010, 2:49 pm
No your a retard, they dont cut themselves for attention they do it because they hate there lives they self-harm so they dont think about there lives
lol - May 3, 2009, 10:32 am
well duh the reason emos cut like that is they want attention not to actually kill themselves cutting that way achieves both
Culos - February 25, 2009, 3:59 pm
I suggest you follow your own advice. You seem to have studied this for a reason
DZ - February 25, 2009, 12:49 pm
Yea, if you are trying kill yourself in that manner then you are doing it all wrong. Step 1: Place knife into wrist, preferably inbetween those veins of yours. Step 2: Drag knife from wrist towards elbow. Step 3: Repeat 1 & 2 until desired effects
SGT P - October 17, 2008, 10:58 pm
Everyone knows cutting like that doesn't do jack sh!t. Come ON! If you're going to do it, do it right. "I wish my lawn were emo so it could cut itself."


SOLUTIONS - There is always one that will work in the end.




THE SWEET SOUND - of grammar nazi's dying of heart attacks and/or killing themselves after reading this spelling fail


TAGS: grammar nazi spelling fail suicide
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by omnia

omnia - September 25, 2009, 11:42 am
to kill the enemy, you need to think like the enemy. and since i am aneformed grammar nazi( i waone and hate them now) i know how to ll them.
tehsupercheez - September 24, 2009, 10:43 pm
at first i was like... then i saw penis. lol.
Bartimaeus - September 24, 2009, 8:53 pm
My Death Note worked! Nazi bastards! 5/5
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:10 pm
lol'd
Claire - September 24, 2009, 7:41 pm
LOL! 5
WTF - September 24, 2009, 6:23 pm
Hats and condoms are in the front.


GO ON - You know you want to




APPROVAL -


TAGS: approval train acceptance suicide depression
Rating: 4.67/5

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5150monkeylove - March 16, 2012, 5:17 pm
You rock, Md. That would have been funnier.
mariand - March 16, 2012, 3:36 pm
lol... it's like, waiting to see if you got a STD after you've had unprotected sex...


SUICIDE BOOTH - Hay, wait! Shouldn't we have these by now? I demand suicide!


TAGS: suicide booth futurama fry
Rating: 2.96/5

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TJ - May 7, 2009, 10:15 pm
Suicide Booth - Curing Emo kids one quarter at a time.
Porcelina - December 30, 2008, 12:00 pm
Attempted Suicide is illegal, however, you're (naturally) considered 'insane' and thus incarcerated.
Bob - December 30, 2008, 2:48 am
In the US attempted suicide is not illegal. You're just incarcerated until such a time as you can prove you are of sound mind.
Elder God Douchebag - December 22, 2008, 9:11 pm
Goddamnit, Porcelina, I wanted him to explain his reasoning that attempted suicide is not illegal.
Porcelina - December 22, 2008, 3:09 pm
..because you can't put a dead body in jail
Elder God Douchebag - December 22, 2008, 9:09 am
If attempting suicide is not illegal, then explain why you don't get in trouble for committing suicide, but you DO get in trouble when you try to commit it? Hear that? That's the sound of your brain exploding.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 9:01 am
Suicide is illegal and it wouldn't count as suicide. Attempting suicide is not illegal. Good old English law.


HOPELESS -


TAGS: suicide failure crankyhead
Rating: 4.9/5

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dazzdust - November 21, 2010, 3:53 pm
lol his fat ass to big to be in their
agdaniele - November 18, 2010, 9:39 pm
MAsterfully played.
Claire - November 17, 2010, 6:27 pm
The last line got me.


C4 BUNNIES - Suicide Bombing has never been this cute


TAGS: c4 bunny mythbuster bomb suicide
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Frikkie500

Alixian - November 11, 2011, 6:45 am
exploding bunnies, pure awesome
fascistfrenchman - November 9, 2011, 5:41 am
Mythbusters: Paying homage to Caddyshack :)


GOOD NIGHT -


TAGS: suicide hang rope
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Sho

Oiler - January 30, 2013, 12:38 pm
I am really hung up on this one. Thank you. 5L


SUICIDE BOMBER INSTRUCTOR SAY: -


TAGS: jihad suicide kitty bomber instructor
Rating: 4.27/5

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Justflipit - August 31, 2011, 11:48 am
*Right lads, I'm only gonna show you this once! - Billy Connolly


NEGOTIATIONS - Made Easy


TAGS: suicide negotiatn talking funny
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissBailey29172 - May 22, 2011, 2:03 am
Thats amazing 5L!
MilDoc - March 14, 2011, 3:44 pm
Love it!!! 5L!!
bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:34 pm
Good point


SUICIDE -


TAGS: suicide day comic fish balloon secure rope heavy rock parallelism
Rating: 4.05/5

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agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 5:49 pm
Simple and strong... love it! 5L
Fatt Matt - December 29, 2009, 5:41 pm
Good find on the pic. Short/sweet delivery. Well done, sir!


I'M TIRED OF TRYING - Sick Of Crying. I Know I've Been Smiling, But Inside I'm Dying ...


TAGS: trying crying sick suicide dying
Rating: 3.54/5

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suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:29 am
and if you do use electric cables, you can't miss. just kidding.
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 11:48 am
Thank you.. But I seriously hope you don't even think about trying this !
maoworks2 - January 23, 2012, 11:04 am
If I Tried That The Rope Would Break. Very Good 5L Again.


OUT SOURCING -


TAGS: suicide hot line out sourcing
Rating: 4.72/5

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tellitlikeitis - November 17, 2011, 6:51 pm
Good one RL.


BIPOLAR BEAR - Just couldn't take any more!


TAGS: bear suicide
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 1:13 pm
Dude, I'm bipolar! I can totally relate on an uncomfortable level. 5L + faved + sharing. Because sharing.... is caring. lol! This made my morning! I can put away the rope and chair now. JK. But seriously...
UncleJoe - February 9, 2011, 3:23 pm
Poor Baby!


FINALS WEEK - Suicide has never looked better.


TAGS: suicide
Rating: 2.1/5

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72 VIRGINS -


TAGS: trekies surprise suicide bomber wakes up to klingons
Rating: 3.15/5

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twill1962 - October 16, 2012, 10:12 pm
Considering this couple has a kid, that means they CAN'T be virgins! FAIL!


a 10-31 -


TAGS: kfc chicken attempted suicide 10 31
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

MissPriss - October 23, 2013, 1:15 pm
Hmmm, Go-Cup you say...sounds easy enough. Another 5L poster brought to you by Ism.


COURTNEY - If you woke up next to this, you'd eat a bullet too




AMSOME -


TAGS: amsome tattoo suicide
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

Thedewd - July 27, 2017, 5:25 am
Some people think alcohol is a problem. Technically, it is a solution.
5150monkeylove - October 4, 2010, 9:06 pm
this time I was thanking the comments. The poster was all me.
rerun - October 4, 2010, 9:05 pm

you don't need to thank us all the time....
5150monkeylove - October 4, 2010, 9:04 pm
Thanks guys!
Neener - October 4, 2010, 4:31 pm
I absolutely love this one! 5L
crankyhead - October 4, 2010, 3:06 am
LOL!
Feasibly - October 4, 2010, 12:17 am
Rudy should log into motifake.com...he's a natural. Nice one monkey 5/5
agdaniele - October 4, 2010, 12:02 am
Coping skills. 5L


RULES -


TAGS: frustration suicide prison hate hammy
Rating: 4.62/5

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Hawamleh - January 29, 2011, 8:32 am
are they?
agdaniele - January 29, 2011, 7:55 am
Clearly not italian. Rules are made to give an advantage to those who break them.


there's seating near the front -


TAGS: robin williams suicide depression hero
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Greybeard - August 12, 2014, 8:34 am
Awesome tribute :)


SUICIDE - Inspired by Wile-E-Coyote


TAGS: wile e coyote suicide trees bunny
Rating: 3.81/5

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Jackl - November 10, 2010, 2:21 pm
Heh , The Bunny Suicides (sp) ..lots of hilarity in those
CANADA - March 29, 2010, 1:58 am
Lol
booger13 - March 28, 2010, 9:40 pm
lol , this is why I LOVE A.C.M.E :) (nothing says thorough like Acme)


NATURAL SELECTION - The universe tends to fix its own mistakes. Let mother nature take her course.


TAGS: emo suicide cut
Rating: 2.39/5

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mtnman867 - June 3, 2011, 9:21 pm
Probably because we're running out of cemetery space?
Chron139 - July 25, 2009, 1:16 am
Remind me again why we blow money on campaigns telling these losers "Don't Do It!"
That Guy - April 18, 2009, 7:24 pm
Seriously though. Who would stop him? One less weirdo on the planet. CUT KID. CUT!!!
Daly - January 6, 2009, 11:05 pm
he's also going across the block, not down the street. Listen to Rippy the Razor, kids!! Do it RIGHT next time!
energy - November 22, 2008, 4:03 pm
both sides are plastic
Porcelina - November 22, 2008, 3:57 pm
No, one side is serrated and the other is an actual blade
Classy - November 22, 2008, 10:44 am
He's got the dull side down, the pussy.
Sgt. Scruffy - October 15, 2008, 3:15 pm
One less worthless goth freak to infect my air.


VALENTINES DAY IS COMING - She Wants A Ring


TAGS: valentines ring suicide
Rating: 4.63/5

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mariand - January 6, 2012, 4:07 pm
truly demotivational...lol


KILL -


TAGS: life time women suicide help planet kill human glasses
Rating: 3.21/5

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TheSarge - December 13, 2009, 9:13 pm
OOOOhh...Bloodhound gang ref...nifty.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 2:44 pm
Immortal is making some seriously mortal mistakes here.
Zed - November 28, 2009, 2:43 pm
Gee, Immortal, been registered and a member for MONTHS now. Check your facts before shooting your insignificant mouth off, or at least use the right caliber when you do shoot your mouth off.
MrRandom - November 28, 2009, 2:16 am
Ah, the irony.
The Immortal - November 28, 2009, 2:15 am
Tell you what "Zed". You get yourself a Motifake account. Then your comments will actualy mean something. Until then, GTFOBCH!
Zed - July 22, 2009, 4:18 pm
Tell you what, WTFO, you lead the way, and I'll... laugh my ass off.
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:38 pm
If she really wants results, instead of telling people what to do, she should lead the way.


A History Of Violence -


TAGS: love marriage dating relationships suicide
Rating: 4.71/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 6:18 am
Both are better than lust marriages.


continuous -


TAGS: suicide pain
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:24 pm
Wow, Sho. Deep ... now cut that out!
Sho - February 23, 2014, 12:33 pm
That's the spirit :D
EmilioDumphque - February 23, 2014, 9:41 am
That'll learn 'em! And if they keep it up, I'll do it again! Oh, wait...
MissPriss - February 23, 2014, 1:30 am
Pain...defined by which side of the suicide you are on.


SUICIDE BOMBINGS - Not always a bad thing.


TAGS: suicide bombing
Rating: 3.5/5

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Faceplant31 - July 27, 2010, 4:36 pm
I LOVE IT!!! I effing hate ICP! 5 Bombs away for you KFD!


SUCCESS! - Now I will never fail again!


TAGS: suicide success
Rating: 4.91/5

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Rick69 - March 4, 2012, 4:06 pm
Not sure if the shady avians make it more ominous but this is just one of those truly 5L (De)motivational Posters. . . Now make some more (please). . . :)
carebear - February 29, 2012, 12:33 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GaryO - February 29, 2012, 11:32 am
Whoa, now I 5ee it. For a minute there I just thought it was a silhouette of Marge Simpson perfecting the sleeper with her Bart yoyo
forseti - February 29, 2012, 9:01 am
You created a hall of famer I guess. Congrats! 5+faved
Zetmonk - February 29, 2012, 5:46 am
The optimism of the statement makes it terribly sad... 5L
laughingatstupidity - February 28, 2012, 11:01 pm
am i demented if i like this?
TheOne - February 28, 2012, 9:15 pm
Amazing on on all levels, real demotivation.
crankyhead - February 28, 2012, 4:58 pm
Hands down, this is your be5t one so far.


THOUGH IT MAY SEEM - IT PROBABLY IS NOT -




THE EDGE -




IMMORTALITY - Where the depression of watching everything you love die meets the inability to kill yourself. Welcome to hell




CIGARETTES - For the suicidal procrastinator.




LOVE A VETERAN -


TAGS: love veteran suicide homeless
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Ism

Bull - June 11, 2012, 10:28 am
@spcdylan-"they didn't have kids blowing themselves up just to kill you" Um, yeah, they did. Especially in Vietnam. basically the same scenario, they couldn't tell who the enemy was until the shooting started.
spcdylan - June 11, 2012, 9:25 am
actually the reason they didn't have as many issues is because they didn't have kids blowing themselves up just to kill you... imagine being under fire and getting the gut feeling you will die, i have been there and it isn't as easy as you think...
LordRussell - May 31, 2012, 12:44 pm
They did have problems, so many got drafted at that time it was customary to work problems out together. The public was geared to actually help their vets. Not so much today.
alazgr8 - May 30, 2012, 9:40 pm
Amazing that WW2 & Korean War vets didn't have so many problems.
SteveFurlong - May 28, 2012, 9:42 pm
Agreed. That's as demotivating as anything I've come across today.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:15 pm
Both picture and words are deeply depressing. So... 5L.


SUICIDE BOMBER INSTRUCTIONS -




PERSONAL GROTH -


TAGS: suicide life growth
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

rerun - October 29, 2010, 12:44 am

maybe we should get this guy some "miracle grow", that stuff is supposed to work wonders
CoolioIndeed - October 28, 2010, 11:03 pm
HA. Nice one, Face.
Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 10:38 pm
thanks grey, kickin it old school.
GreyScorpion - October 28, 2010, 9:33 pm
A true FacePlant classic. excellent pic, great slant angle on the humor, and of course, the recognizable signiture. this is a classic, and I approved it. 5L
spacedog - October 28, 2010, 6:53 pm
LMAO! 5L Face.
Neener - October 28, 2010, 6:44 pm
Party on, Face! Party on, Groth!
crankyhead - October 28, 2010, 6:42 pm
I, for one, believed it to be intentional when I saw it. =)
Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 6:29 pm
and the irony just keeps adding up as i just checked the topic for today.
Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 6:28 pm
I do
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 28, 2010, 6:27 pm
You can do better than her.
Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 6:23 pm
I don't lie mooooooooooo, especially when i tell your sister i love her.
ICEMAN - October 28, 2010, 6:23 pm
I've said it before Face... You crack me up dude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 28, 2010, 6:22 pm
ICE is right....you should have said it was on purpose.
Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 6:21 pm
The irony is retardedely over whelming. I can't believe this one made it through. Dammit, im just gonna go back to hibernating
ICEMAN - October 28, 2010, 6:19 pm
Given the caption on the poster, it is pretty hilarious. ;)
Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 6:18 pm
I made this one twice due to catching a spelling error in the first one. So much for getting going again, im gonna go back to rejecting crap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 28, 2010, 6:17 pm
Now, now....don't get upset....LOLOLOLOL
Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 6:16 pm
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God damm!t all to fukcing helll!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 28, 2010, 6:12 pm
Groth?
ICEMAN - October 28, 2010, 6:12 pm
You might try "growth" next time Face, might work better. 4


I SEARCHED MY SOUL - for reasons to live, any excuse to stop me taking my .45 and kissing oblivion. I could think of only one... I really should take that library book back first.


TAGS: despair suicide 45 library book
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - July 5, 2012, 7:04 pm
A gunshot in a library? Just imagine how many people would turn around and say, 'Sssshhhhhhh.'
SteveFurlong - July 5, 2012, 6:24 pm
Very responsible. I approve! Just don't shoot yourself in the library after you've returned the book. You might get gore on other books.
pickleviper - July 5, 2012, 8:17 am
Some things are cliches for a reason. :)
GaryO - July 5, 2012, 8:15 am
Saw it comin’, but still couldn’t hold back a chuckle. Nice one PV, very nice….5L of course


IF I HAD NO SENSE OF HUMOR -


TAGS: humor suicide gandhi
Rating: 4.13/5

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ProfessorMohawk - June 18, 2011, 6:17 pm
Amen, brother
GreyScorpion - December 16, 2009, 9:30 am
Go ahead, pull the trigger, I double dog dare you


NO MORE - I looked out this morning and the sun was gone, Turned on some music to start my day I lost myself in a familiar song I closed my eyes and I slipped away


TAGS: depression suicide death
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 11:51 am
I'm There With You !


SAYING GOODBYE -


TAGS: suicide
Rating: 4.91/5

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Dill - April 17, 2011, 10:56 am
I know I shouldn't be laughing but I am and then I showed my son...and he's laughing too :)
Mirromere - December 17, 2010, 12:23 am
Ooh. Real Morbid. Still got a laugh out of me. :) Lol
autumnspirit - December 16, 2010, 11:47 pm
Bravo!
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:00 pm
It is a great show when people hang themselves... lol


I'M FINALLY HOME -


TAGS: death suicide home
Rating: 4.85/5

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Reality Lord - June 10, 2012, 6:22 pm

awesomeness...as usual.
maoworks2 - June 10, 2012, 4:30 pm
WoW Real Heavy Stuff, Good Poster.


DO IT -


TAGS: suicide not for everyone but maybe for you
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

crankyhead - October 11, 2010, 12:48 am
5 unspent rounds =)
5150monkeylove - October 10, 2010, 8:51 pm
Pure evil! I love seeing people play Russian roulette with a semi auto. 5 separate bags (small ones for the pieces)


REMEMBER, KIDS... - When you find yourself at the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on!


TAGS: dont mind me im just gonna hang out assignment for december 28 suicide
Rating: 3.81/5

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Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 4:37 pm
Hilarious. dark, Dark, DARK, and hilarious. 5/5


TOP 3 REASONS FOR NERD SUICIDE - 1. Destruction of Vulcan 2. Death of Optimus Prime 3. Red Ring of Death


TAGS: start trek transformers xbox frustration nerd suicide
Rating: 3.79/5

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npayton08 - June 6, 2010, 6:15 pm
f*^&%$ a right bro
Anything - June 6, 2010, 2:19 pm
Oh no not Vulcan !


LOVE -


TAGS: suicide
Rating: 3.54/5

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BennyChick - March 23, 2010, 5:05 pm
ew that doesnt look like normal blood
Treehodger - December 28, 2009, 2:25 pm
Next to Marriage!


TUTORIALS - Now for emos




ODD MAN OUT -




CRACK IS WHACK -


TAGS: whitney drugs suicide sad
Rating: 4.64/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 3:16 pm
you're welcome my friend. coming back to the poster, looks like RP works like a charm here :)
maoworks2 - February 13, 2012, 3:02 pm
Hey Benice Thanks Again.Mao
maoworks2 - February 13, 2012, 10:30 am
So Much To Live For ?
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 9:01 pm
sad sad world indeed :)


SUICIDE NOTES - Why can't they all be this fun?


TAGS: funny suicide treasure hunt
Rating: 4.64/5

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5150monkeylove - October 27, 2011, 5:32 pm
Damn good, 5L


SUICIDE -


TAGS: suicide assignment now i know why grandpa drank all the time
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Treehodger - January 21, 2010, 8:31 pm
Lol!
BoneCD - December 28, 2009, 8:23 pm
LMAO...GS that is excellent!!!
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 6:22 pm
Damn! You can never get away from the spelling nazis!


SUICIDE BOMBER - Never noticed they could all be guys.


TAGS: suicide bomber
Rating: 3.07/5

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LOLOLOL - September 8, 2009, 7:58 pm
Well if they don't want sexual urges then y do we even FEEL sexual urges... there's nothing in the 10 commandments that conflicts that (adultery is cheating, not urges)
Spencer, Ray - May 7, 2009, 11:00 pm
Looks like theirs about to be one more...
Fatty - January 27, 2009, 4:05 pm
Christianity doesn't want you to have sexual urges on Earth... of course Heaven would be 'sin' free. But hell on the other hand...
Cali - January 27, 2009, 3:09 pm
Apparently in Christianity you don't have sexual urges in heaven.
Da5id - November 6, 2008, 8:04 am
Christianity's better, it doesn't even have a limit... pure bliss? I mean shit.
Roamer - November 4, 2008, 7:29 pm
72 Virgins? They must all be fat and ugly...
No1 - November 4, 2008, 6:00 pm
Have fun with the other 72 suicide bomber virgins
Bacon - September 19, 2008, 8:55 pm
I seriously lol'd at this one. 5 lions for you my friend.


SUICIDE - it is not funny


TAGS: suicide
Rating: 2.58/5

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SUICIDE -


TAGS: suicide life emo regret
Rating: 4.71/5

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robbidos - June 13, 2012, 7:48 pm
5 sLit wrists.
Zetmonk - June 13, 2012, 7:41 am
Wow, a work of art indeed!
Sho - June 13, 2012, 12:02 am
Thx. That, coming from a Mod, means a lot
Sho - June 11, 2012, 11:08 pm
Haha
mariand - June 11, 2012, 6:45 pm
It's sure that you are between those (ducks) who manage to connect picture and text line in a special way... :))
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2012, 12:55 am
Dude, Sho! You're making emo look completely bada$$! 5L
rerun - June 10, 2012, 9:08 pm

Just keeps getting better.


don't do it -


TAGS: gun suicide safety
Rating: 4/5

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Swampfox - May 7, 2013, 4:22 pm
First... Load the gun.


WHAT HAPPENS -




SUICIDE - If you plan to kill yourself, try to come up with something original




TANNING -


TAGS: life time human nature death people choice suicide back sexy pool woman mountain bike tan line
Rating: 3/5

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Sean - September 19, 2009, 1:12 am
"This was no boating accident!"
Laffy Taffy - July 31, 2009, 11:44 am
She's also a rower..


PERSISTENCE - Because you might eventually get it right.




THE NEW WAR ON TERROR - In a last ditch effort by Al Queda they have recruited an elite squad... of suicide cats


TAGS: suicide kitty
Rating: 1.56/5

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Anonymous - October 17, 2008, 3:01 pm
The first eight are easy, it's the ninth time they get uneasy about it....


TECHNOLOGY -


TAGS: suicide car garage thanks to verdeckt
Rating: 4.81/5

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Peso - August 10, 2011, 7:58 am
How that got less than 5Ls I'll never understand. I think it's classic!


I'VE TIED THIS NOOSE MANY TIMES - But each time I turn away, unable to embrace my end. Maybe I have something to live for that I cannot see... Or I guess I could just suck at suicide like I do at everything else in my life.


TAGS: noose suicide
Rating: 4.67/5

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GaryO - March 21, 2013, 9:31 pm
But, man, that’s a really cool knot!
Sho - March 21, 2013, 9:07 pm
At least you tied a knot at the end of your rope. Problem is you didn't hang on to it (Thomas Jefferson quote)


EAGER -


TAGS: disney suicide mickey minnie
Rating: 4.52/5

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Sho - June 4, 2012, 7:14 am
Thx all, glad you enjoyed it
blackboa7 - May 25, 2012, 6:57 pm
wow... [(!)]
dy2012 - May 25, 2012, 5:27 pm
I guess we need to rate 5L for photo and 5L for texts that's 10L
Reality Lord - May 25, 2012, 4:34 pm

dammit i'm a mod and i have no idea how to vote higher than a 5L on this. epic demotivational :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2012, 2:53 am
5till not as bad as how George Carlin envisioned Mickey Mouse dying.


SUICIDE BLONDE -


TAGS: blonde suicide possible necrophilia and of course your mom
Rating: 4.26/5

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Cloudchaser - August 30, 2010, 10:24 am
Related music! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FRI5Eatbas
rerun - August 30, 2010, 6:50 am

winner
culos - August 30, 2010, 4:39 am
See you in Hell RL, I'll be waiting for you! 5L
crankyhead - August 30, 2010, 3:55 am
Top notch RL
phydeaux - August 30, 2010, 2:41 am
In fact, I may shoot her my dam self so I could bring ALL my friends. If the whole's never been used, it's virgin right? We could simultaneously get us a virgin gang bang!!
phydeaux - August 30, 2010, 2:40 am
Actually, depending on where she shot herself...I could bring WAY more friends...
phydeaux - August 30, 2010, 2:39 am
Sloppy seconds? I would bring three friends and get her airtight, then rotate. NEXT!
Reality Lord - August 29, 2010, 11:07 pm

cut the bs...yo0u'de pull sloppy seconds on that and you know it....lol.
GreyScorpion - August 29, 2010, 10:48 pm
Jeezus!! you sick bastard!! 5L


SUICIDE - IS PAINLESS IT BRINGS SO MANY CHANGES


TAGS: suicide methods altman mash
Rating: 4.09/5

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Reality Lord - March 1, 2012, 8:39 pm

tons on the web but you won't find that tyope of gore on this site... and your welcome.
jig - March 1, 2012, 2:32 pm
Is there a picture of people who "missed" themselves with a "shotgun to the head" ?
TrueGrave - March 1, 2012, 1:59 pm
I like how a list of suicides has a lethality rating, suggesting that Japanese ritual suicide only works about half the time.


SET PHASER TO KILL - PLEASE?!!


TAGS: doggie suicide
Rating: 3.86/5

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corbett06 - August 24, 2010, 7:57 pm
i love it 5Ls for you sir very good poster
agdaniele - November 27, 2009, 7:32 pm
You can just feeeeel the emotional scars!
Cubbybear - November 27, 2009, 7:26 pm
I saw it in the picture fodder and felt so sorry for the mutt
agdaniele - November 27, 2009, 7:20 pm
One of the funniest ever!


SUICIDE HOTLINE - Sooo... This is a bad time to ask for my break, right?




DID SOMEONE ASK - If there was a doctor in the house?


TAGS: doctor jack kevorkian suicide
Rating: 3.17/5

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BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 5:32 pm
Excellent!!!!


SAVE THE LAST DANCE -




EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE -




GRANDKIDS -


TAGS: noise hounds screams suicide
Rating: 4.81/5

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Peso - February 15, 2011, 5:48 am
Thanks. Yeah, true story too. They moved in "temporarily" last June. I'm not seeing a light at the end of the tunnel right now...
5150monkeylove - February 14, 2011, 9:22 pm
72 hours plus meals and meds. Ain't it grand! 5L


MAMMOTH SKYSCRAPER - Because the only honourable death, is one that leaves a crater


TAGS: suicide building
Rating: 4.79/5

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RonE - January 26, 2012, 3:52 am
Terminal velocity only works if the falling body is unaided by say... a rocket strapped to their backs. : ) So... if you are going to do it... do it right and with style.
Zetmonk - January 26, 2012, 12:38 am
Ah Rick, I was hoping the view would distract all from the truth. I'd vote 5L on your wisdom if I could.
Rick69 - January 25, 2012, 3:16 pm
... Now is not the right time to mention that terminal velocity will stop you from falling any faster despite the height involved ... but 5L for vertigo causing picture & I agree completely :)
djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 10:48 am
Okay, I love heights, but this one makes me woozy. :s It might be from the building in the foreground...


LIFE -


TAGS: pzy life knife suicide tough
Rating: 4.71/5

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mariand - September 5, 2011, 1:16 am
nice


STUPIDITY -




SELF HARM DISORDER -




LIFE - You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.




SYMPATHY - No one has cared more than him!




MOTIFAKE -




EMOS - Making grandparents cry because their grandchild wants to be another gender




ACCIDENTS - cuz' you're only human




UNHAPPY - if you need me ill be drowning in the shower




SUICIDE - The only escape from this miserable world


TAGS: suicide
Rating: 1.94/5

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rnbw00 - October 4, 2011, 7:42 pm
But do you think it will make things better for you? Or for those who knew you?


EMOS - Come out of the closet or hurry up and commit suicide….preferably the latter of the two.


TAGS: emos suicide
Rating: 1.83/5

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DrunkenDave101 - October 3, 2009, 5:56 am
Tbh I was expecting someone to make a crack at me being emo or some shit like tht
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:52 am
Aptness.
DrunkenDave101 - September 30, 2009, 2:49 am
Harshness
Emos=gay - March 8, 2009, 5:53 am
Aww, Riff Raff, you made the other ugly emo chick/guy mad :P
Porcelina - February 11, 2009, 8:06 am
Please go get your card, Riff Raff
RIFF RAFF - February 11, 2009, 4:59 am
oh mannn he's a babe.


NO ESCAPE -




LAKOTA PROVERB -


TAGS: suicide attempt van
Rating: 4.38/5

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crankyhead - March 7, 2011, 9:09 pm
Beautiful


SUICIDAL PUMPKIN -


TAGS: pumpkin suicide depression holidays
Rating: 4.31/5

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maoworks2 - November 1, 2012, 7:58 am
I Think It Hits Hardest All The Time !


PUDDLE OF DESPAIR -


TAGS: suicide despair
Rating: 4.25/5

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spacedog - September 8, 2010, 6:34 pm
Perfect! 5L Face.


LIFE LESSONS -




SUICIDE -


TAGS: suicide assignment liquid courage and stupidity don t mix
Rating: 3.92/5

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GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 2:06 pm
No need to apologize, I was just playin' w/ you derek. my snide to to your dry. it's all good...I enjoy reading your comments and observations.
Derek - January 8, 2010, 5:53 am
Sorry Grey, of course I can see what you intended - I don't try to "ruin posters", I try give an alternate view on things. My apologies if you don't find them funny.
Ed-Hyde - December 29, 2009, 8:38 am
I thought it was funny Grey. Course, you have to wonder why he'd need 5 more rounds, other than to shoot you for calling him a pussy. :)
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 6:26 pm
He has a tendency to enjoy ruining posters.
GreyScorpion - December 28, 2009, 6:24 pm
Derek,of all people I was sure you'd get the motherly beratement angle to the joke.
Derek - December 28, 2009, 6:17 pm
It's a game Grey! Russian idea. Only thing wrong is the drink; they recommend vodka.


CINDERELLA -


TAGS: suicide assignment cinderella donna summer and texas are saving that last dance for you
Rating: 3.85/5

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BoneCD - December 28, 2009, 8:03 pm
*BUZZ* *BUZZ* Oh yea! It's just deserts...after your last meal!


LOGICAL SUICIDE -


TAGS: time day suicide suicidal logic lunch break too short jumper needs to hurry nice shoes btw
Rating: 3.39/5

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Bartimaeus - December 19, 2009, 5:05 pm
...and glass can shatter. Don't let it deter you. lol
Grim [email protected] - November 12, 2009, 1:08 pm
Pretty sure he's in a galss elevator...
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 8:16 pm
ty. Based on a true story.
spacedog - October 23, 2009, 8:14 pm
Very nice Bart.
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 7:01 pm
Thanks, man. That's always good to hear.
agdaniele - October 23, 2009, 6:58 pm
5L Bart... excellent!!!


SUICIDE -




SUICIDE - Because thats the only antidote to life that won't backfire


TAGS: suicide emo gun
Rating: 2.06/5

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Shrake12 - June 19, 2009, 2:28 pm
You sure about that?


SUICIDE -


TAGS: suicide depression lose parts life
Rating: 4.85/5

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rerun - November 30, 2010, 7:19 pm

superb
BoneCD - November 30, 2010, 1:42 am
LOL 5L (I'm typing with my toes)
agdaniele - November 30, 2010, 1:38 am
Awww... F it, jump in! 5L


WHY - Hang on a bridge and make a whole scene While you can stab yourself at home With a butter knife?


TAGS: drama attention suicide kicthen knife
Rating: 4.75/5

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Greeny - October 5, 2011, 9:14 pm
The perfect line for the negotiator!
mariand - October 5, 2011, 9:42 am
it doesn't look very sharp... rather used for torture...


THE SUICIDE DIARIES -




REDUNDANCY - Please discontinue use if you experience suicidal thoughts or actions..... Makes sense




SUICIDE -




NEW YEAR'S SUICIDE - Because 2009 sucked ass!




TEDDY SUICIDES - For every bear, that ever there was, Will top themselves for certain because, today's the day... that living became too painful




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